DIVORCE

Tonight i went out to see a band! A band called Divorce. They are from Glasgow, four girls and one boy on the drums. I thought a nice night out on the town, hear some melodic tunes and have a bit of a dance.
What i got for my trouble was abused by sound, but the thing was i really liked it althought my ears did bleed a little! but blood is sexy, aint it ladies.



These fuckers were loud, i mean FUCKING LOUD! i could try and describe them but fuck it! click the link below and follow the instructions OK. Easy.

Divorce - Early Christianity

They have just released their debut EP and doing a mini tour of Britain in October so get over to their myspace (www.myspace.com/puredivorced) and check out the other tunes and dates. I really suggest making it down to one of their shows, not only is the music good, loud and destructive but they are not too bad looking either!

Charlotte

Success "Poo Girl" has already been found! She is real, nineteen years old and called Charlotte.
Again i found this out from Sky news see the link below.

Shit stained girl found and happy!

This is really a heart warming story and im glad the girl is fine.
I LOVE the quote from her cousin saying "It did spoil it a little bit."

Poo

Right round the old facebook and chat rooms i seen a butt load of stuff about some young lady known as "Poo Girl" This unfortunate festival go-er had attended Leeds and droped her bag in one of they evil places known as a portaloo! This sexy lady then decided to reach in and grab her bag back from the shit monsters that live in portaloos! unable to grab with one hand she then thought "well nothing can go wrong if i stick both my arms in the shit covered plastic box" She was wrong, infact very wrong. This lovely girl fell into the shitbox and was stuck! Story ends with her being saved by some firefighters, festival punters laughing at her and a rotten smell.

When i first heard this i thought "FUCK OFF THATS NEVER TRUE" but since then i found the link below on Sky news and it seems this story is very very real.
So "Poo Girl" if you ever read this let me say we all make mistakes and i hope you have learned the lesson to let go of things when they are lost, some things are just not worth being stuck upside down in a shit filled plastic container for! Best of luck to you in life and much love!
SO basically now everyone is looking for the identity of the shit covered crimefighter! i mean shit covered girl.

Holy Grail type quest for girl stuck in PortaShitter

Food

Been away wandering about for the last few weeks and when not wandering been a lazy lazy lazy bastard basically!
But now im back and want to make you aware of the FOODFACE KILLA. This strange man sellotapes food to his face and used to be in american hip hop act Wu-Tang Clan (Disclaimer for stupid people - the Foodface Killa was not really in the Wu-Tang you dumb fucks!)
Anyway this has amused me so get on it and have a lil watch.