Poo

Right round the old facebook and chat rooms i seen a butt load of stuff about some young lady known as "Poo Girl" This unfortunate festival go-er had attended Leeds and droped her bag in one of they evil places known as a portaloo! This sexy lady then decided to reach in and grab her bag back from the shit monsters that live in portaloos! unable to grab with one hand she then thought "well nothing can go wrong if i stick both my arms in the shit covered plastic box" She was wrong, infact very wrong. This lovely girl fell into the shitbox and was stuck! Story ends with her being saved by some firefighters, festival punters laughing at her and a rotten smell.

When i first heard this i thought "FUCK OFF THATS NEVER TRUE" but since then i found the link below on Sky news and it seems this story is very very real.
So "Poo Girl" if you ever read this let me say we all make mistakes and i hope you have learned the lesson to let go of things when they are lost, some things are just not worth being stuck upside down in a shit filled plastic container for! Best of luck to you in life and much love!
SO basically now everyone is looking for the identity of the shit covered crimefighter! i mean shit covered girl.

Holy Grail type quest for girl stuck in PortaShitter